Thursday, May 28, 2009

Pimples On Breast And Red Marks

Monday news ... And what if Susan Boyle ... LOST?

Basically (and forgive me Creole) ... would be the shit. The whole world is expected to win.

media played strongly throughout his appearances in the competition to a British "scout" break into tears of emotion as the judges open their mouths in token of admiration and surprise. Youtube

bursts of visits to hear his beautiful singing and see its striking face (very far from conventional TV parameters, and particularly like the "Elvira", the cartoon character Felipe Izquierdo) contract in hard-working faces every time he plays to reach the top of your record.

And everyone happy, it qualified for the end of the program that launched to stardom! But ... what if you lose? ...

imagine the worst, civil disobedience, mass suicides, riots, cries. A cruel barrage of unexpected events may arise from the loss of Susan Boyle. If all they want, by God!

But it is a possibility. What if a juror seems that his latest stunt was not completely round?, What happens if one does not like the interpretation or you think the costume was not adequate? ... Woe to the jury, I would say, because at this point make a snub to Mrs. seems so wrong like hitting a "cachamal" the queen. Simply unpresentable.

But beyond that, another item has been around me about the famous Susan and contest that. Who the hell knows the other finalists? We are able to address human stories of the deepest beauty, but ue have been thrown to the wayside by this explosive statement that Boyle admitted that never in his life (and apparently long life) has been kissed by man.

So would not surprise me enterásemos us the day after the final (if you win the singer), who unfortunately did lose the one-armed juggler, who had two children with leprosy and a history of resilience and effort was beautiful. Or the poet with a disability who lost his entire family in a sad accident when the ducklings in which rode on an amusement park exploded ominously crushes violence.

"All because the lady (either turkey, for" left ", or simply by ugly) has never kissed anyone? ... I leave to you concern.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Shower For Low Ceilings

That's having a bad crack! (Chilean to refer to bad luck)

Is that the first two Chilean to confirm infection with influenza H1N1 (ex swine, human now) is that it stuck in their recent vacation Punta Cana eeeeen ...!, Dominican Republic.

And you have to be badly burned. No contagion, but because just in these days, the most important hotel chains in Mexico had announced that if one travels to Cancun (Mexico) and paste it there, then 3 years of free vacation is carried by the mere fact being sneezed over by the personal trainer, instructor or any other local dive contagious.

And what did our first infected? From the Dominican Republic. "Going to Mexico is very dangerous," one must have thought. "No shitting in Cancun we risk" should have said the other. And there does, equally virulent, but without the fabulous prize that otherwise would have filled the international glory. Because

be a more-infected at this stage of the pandemic is not new. But being the first to win the prize morbid and strange Cancun's hoteliers would have been commendable.

An experience to draw lessons. Because unless you have a real weight ratio for a trip to the area, as convenient is staying in these homes. But if it decided to holiday, (and is planned in the Caribbean) I would say that the most appropriate now is straight from Mexico.

In one such promotion may even be combined and if the outlook is very promising. Imagine: going once, it sticks the bug, he was given 3 years free. Going again at 2 months, paste it again, and so on. With a good strategy going and infections, can you earn 12 years in a row on the famous free holiday. It would be remarkable!

And something similar will have to do now that the virus landed in Chile. In As he sits griposo and confirm that it is the now famous virus, grab the first flight to Cancun and when you reach the hotel yourself hueón Olympian. Do not sneeze, do not go pale. And smile sick (which no one suspected that he was taken ill). After reports about infected there and ready. In one of those we caught him out to the promo, and we began to fill with free holiday. It would be remarkable!

PD:
The first infected Chile, I learned a shocking fact. He went underground! ... It is terrifying that have not yet counted in what line. Oh my!