Saturday, December 26, 2009

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But please, can you list everything you'd like to have this site facing the bicentennial. I will take due note of this and will give way together with my team of writers from eastern europe that a meal write my jokes and thereby ensure that does not denounce immigration.

Very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, as they said in the 80 cards you gave Village ... Are there still?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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"Vote by Frei, Piñera, Arrate ... or Meo? Augusto Leguia

... hahaha ... I apologize to the reader laugh, but that I reread the title in this column and could not avoid a look of comical to find that contains an interesting proposal for the difficult decision on Sunday. Scathing proposal that you will also discover, on the understanding that the word "piss" was a fairly universal long before it became the symbol to refer to a candidate.

But jokes and piss off, do not you find that the vote this time is more difficult? (The decision, I say ... because the vote itself is just the same line as always, on the same piece of paper ever. A bargain.

But the problem this time are the candidates, because among the four did not make one. And since Chile has avoided the "banana" to reform the constitution to allow immediate reelection of presidents popular, because here we are, forced to choose between a quad that would mourn until Frei Bolivar.

So how do you choose? ... I went through my memories and I went to the last important decision that I had to take (does not count the socks this morning) to see if I will this time use the same reasoning. And what was that decision? The day-in a marriage, "I said" YES "to participate in the good old game of" grab the glove. " Derivation the famous "catch the bouquet, but with single rather than single drunk ganosas.

And if we extrapolate the facts, the reasoning would be more or less well. The activity was silly, but everyone looked at me and said "ya, poh, Franco, give, go. If other than agarrai" (ie, had the audience on my behalf and, in theory, was a winner. Something like vote for Piñera).
was also the fact that among the parishioners involved in the diversion, had several years, putting the signed in the best position to take the glove with youth and vigor enviable (ie, a decision similar to err on Meo).

We also had the issue was well chistosilla and although I found it impossible to grasp the glove half meantime competitor, I would like to have fun playing tonterita (ie, something as a "arratazo" means the type is fun, but do not earn or shitting).

And it was the latter. That is, that I could actually grab the glove, be welcomed by a couple of people, then go back to my table, sit and go at night like little game was up before, without many changes or developments ... (... Frei?)

Well, I can finally have participated and-you-surprised I picked up the gauntlet!. But I do not know if the memory of something I use to define my vote this Sunday. In fact, this time I played because I was clearly drunk and because no reason at all consistent (ie, much like voting for Alejandro Navarro, if he had been on the ballot).

only thing clear is that, vote for who vote, I must do well and with style. Since that night in the marriage, which is shown in right photo sequence that shows my most skillful juggling the difficult art of grabbing a white glove while drunk and wearing a tie. Yes, yes, an art.

Figure 1: (Note my strategic position-the center, white tie-waiting glove forced down, while my limbs Flect cunning)

Figure 2: (Note to Mr. Gray and yellow tie that in Figure 1 appears to my left and is now on my right with a look of ballet classic. Many pirouette, but little effectiveness. Note, also, my style caper "Milo makes you great")

Figure 3: (Note that finally, and inexplicably, I am the bearer of the glove and I am getting the loot together the happy groom ... See? if in the end, Sunday's result can be as strange as this sequence. But with this happy end.'s up to you. Go to vote)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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P Edale by Apoquindo toward the central office Metrogas, to settle scores (basically the last three) and delete the menacing shadow of the "cutting process", when suddenly I came across a side street, whose name caught my attention: Augusto Leguia.

And so I noticed that while awaiting the green light, I thought who the heck would Augusto Leguia, until suddenly I turned on the bulb and díjeme: clear!, That person should not have existed. This must be the work of the military government. Logical. If you read carefully enough: "Augusto Leguia" .
(clear allusion to the leader of this curious project Fondart known as "dictatorship", who see in the picture No. 1 with funny face and pants almost to the height of the nipples).

The idea is the slit. Although a message could have chosen less sucker. Because the "Augusto Leguia" has a sticker dangerous micro aftertaste, like "God is my copilot" or "Daddy does not run." And there are obviously more powerful messages.

could have tried, even with more young people, the wave "Augusto is Grosso" or "Augusto Lallea" .

Imagine, no more, if others would have been just as crafty. We could have a street "Michelle LECU" or "Lagos Leprotegge" , or even something more spectacular, but equally seller, type: "Elgo Friday Taciendolaraja" .

And the possibilities are incredible. Just think if the presidential candidates move their wires to rename passages or alleys there. We would meet with "Marco Eliminaraelim Puestoallibro" or "Tedd Haaráun Sebastian Bono" or "Eduardo Essuperen tainment" .

... Come to think of the famous "Mac Iver" must be a tribute to the series that made eighties Rooster explosives with a gum and a safety pin. And if I walk a little further, would not surprise me to run into the street "The Magnificent" or the passage "Miami Vice".

And you said that the government of President Augusto no had been input? Go and wash the mouth with sapolio, fool. Do not you see that invented the streets with "message"?

........... Augusto Leguia ... ... .... Ja.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

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Although juveniles Ursulita bare breasts (of Vrolok horny girls) ... As I watched the debate on Channel 13 Margin of error

I do not know you, but if I was generalissimo of any bid would be made while negotiating a pact of "no debate" with my competitors, because unless you Arrate-twitter as surely as someone other day during the forum Channel 13, "is a cra" - the others like that in every forum we are a tad confusing. See you

Frei. Relaxed and confident throughout the debate (until very urchin proposed that the next time forum rather than make a raid ) but in the third commercial break, before we go down audio, escapes an angry "I'm going to the bathroom" and the guy that spring for a pee face that came to bear scare.

Marquito is story in itself. For quite clever left the putative son of Carlos Ominami, but the problem remains that he was not understood a damn what he speaks. Or put another way, its dizzying responses are reduced to babbling-certainly very substantial, such as "Esgssua trababushaosslle impomnens neteigustermn taxes."

De Arrate, it said, is a CRA. Too bad your case is like watching Kempes in Fernandez Vial. Suddenly a spectacular free kick or a deep pass from those that one is crazy, but the Road was never going to win the Libertadores.

However, that always motivates my attention is Piñera. It has many facets that one could spend hours watching. For starters, for that amount of nervous tics that adorn your face ... your shoulders ... arms (and no I'm not more, because I do not doubt that at the height of the pelvis have another meneíto particular means that we have not yet discovered).

And I'm not going to deny you that was remarkable when contorted constant interpellations Enríquez-Ominami, summoned him back to an "I wonder, Marco ... what's wrong." That is something like a conversation with an intervening "What the fuck?" Which is not much respected. What next?, "Answer" and voh, what stuff?

Now, what is salvageable from the millionaire candidate Frei that when he came to choose the number "4", 1 to 40 - for someone from the audience asked a question (a symbol, since the 4 is the Frei will number in the vote), Piñera was ultra mega archi picadísimo, because he could not think of doing the same clowning, asking for "3" (Its number on the ballot) and instead chose the 21.

But you know how you managed? About two rounds of questions later, when no one remembered the case, came out with that "before I chose the 21 because 2 +1 Like" 3. "

And one of them will be our next president ... I'll let you worry.
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Monday, November 2, 2009

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few days ago a poll Frei put first in the second round on Piñera (36.3 for ñata born with an enormous and 35.5 for having so much money I could do with his ñata what I want). The issue is that everything was under the concept of "technical tie", because the result of two falls within what is known as "margin of error for the survey."

Why are seemingly responsible for an activity, which can work with a margin of error and that, more over, gives air of seriousness to the final result? ... Not a bad vibes with the interviewers, but god man!, I would send monkeys fry if I start to argue that my stick is not necessary for a known margin of error.

you know I am a journalist. But Imagine me going where my editor, wave, "bring the story here. As there is a 3% false ... It is the margin for error." Or think of a restaurant. Is it fair that the chef appeared and told us that we have eyes, because 2% of your plate is disgusting? ... margin of error, of course.

What if a history professor teaches everything right all year long, but finally tells little children that the Pacific War was won by Paraguay? Nothing could claim the parents and guardians, if the stick of this man was subject to unpredictable error.

addition, Case plant a frightening shadow of doubt, because who assures me that the night before delivering the results, pollsters have not been drinking and sending the reel while half the responses tabulated? Total ... What else gives a very badly done? Margin of error, then.

I do not know you, but to me or the margin of error has always motivated me suspiciously. For now, nothing could claim Pato Navia if one day he comes home and catches her girlfriend bedridden with other like him. Margin of error, kid. Anyone happens.

Monday, October 19, 2009

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That sucked

Rapture "?," Indecency? ... Anyway, on: "the suck" (of Maradona press) involves a feeling that, beyond what may have been founded to send to suck a lot of journalists that he was against him after the game that qualified for the World - I feel very healthy at the time of making statements. Moreover

. Plead as far as possible by the establishment of shit as acceptable and accepted linguistic resource to refer to a subject that is uncomfortable.

Think, what better way to escape a difficult question with a "Suck"? Or if some criticism rages work entrusted to us, why Why not a "mámamela? If there is even taps his sympathetic, like "suck it in May" or "Suck my loly.


addition, while the statements will not occur in a context of aggression, the question can have up to high-mindedness. That is, do not celebrate at all exits mother of Diego in a race way backstage where he began to scream like banshees all suck it. No, sir. But the invitation to suck made at a press conference (see video) seems serious and responsible. If even request "with the forgiveness of the ladies", which shows that it is a judicious type, right?

And tell me, do not avoid a rush of stale phrases and speeches if we were allowed an honest "that sucked" or other concepts like that? Imagine, no more. If you go with a minister who is campaigning to Frei, "suck my bus." If you claim that a doctor was negligent, "Lick my asshole." If a reader calls me that this blog is boring: "Suck it hangs." Think

. And if not ... chúpela. With the pardon of the ladies, of course.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

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For Mercedes ... (or "Reflections on Time to Say Goodbye")

It took me to write something ... basically, because the news hit me, as hundreds and thousands of men and women who ever heard his voice. But, hell, Mercedes Sosa stopped singing live forever, but for all eternity will register the largest Latin American singer cover, such as defining a very funny friend ever.

How to say goodbye to a woman than as a musician and as a mere mortal American, marked him so much?, What about that female fighter and tireless voice of our most intimate song?

between pain and sound that touch of black humor always invade the undersigned at times like this, I have come to the head a couple of thoughts. First

injustice of his death. Because it is unjust that has gone before Charly García. Or you have not seen the recording of recording their latest album "Singing", which participates with Charly? Believe me that anyone watching the two on stage, would give at least 15 years of black life to the "rehabilitated" Charly (Charly large in any case ... but a bitch is pa 'shit my uncle)

On the other hand ... (though I know it's politically incorrect and very ugly exception), are fixed in size crate when the shrouded? Because not only was the greatest voice in Mercedes. We know that the figure was as close to Java Hut, and under these conditions, obviously, the weight of the remains must have been important.

If I can almost see the types pulling the poto pa 'berries, when it came time to remove the coffin from the church.

- Eeeeh ... I would, but I do not know, I think there are other more representative.

- No, please ... give no more. She would be happy.

- No, I insist. I knew her, but not so bruuuto that lady friend.

"I would help, but I have bad shoulder. He grabbed me like a jerk last night.

- Aaaah, yes. Poor posture. I have what it.

A string of justifications to avoid the bulk of the largest Latin American voices. To whom I wish the best of luck ... especially now that it will encounter, wherever you are, with several of those who played the little songs. Or do you think Violeta Parra is not going to remember all the money in royalties owed the black?

Violet: "And you got"

Mercedes: "Excuse me?"

Violet: "So you wanted to find ... Jump to Moneasa"

Mercedes: "What's up?, If the music is all"

Violet: "Ná that all goat. I cooked, and pays the stuff. "

Luck, Mercedes. You're going to need.

(And I leave you with a very nice video of a recording Spinetta black for a notable theme skinny)