Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Getting Your Period Twice In One Month

"Vote by Frei, Piñera, Arrate ... or Meo? Augusto Leguia

... hahaha ... I apologize to the reader laugh, but that I reread the title in this column and could not avoid a look of comical to find that contains an interesting proposal for the difficult decision on Sunday. Scathing proposal that you will also discover, on the understanding that the word "piss" was a fairly universal long before it became the symbol to refer to a candidate.

But jokes and piss off, do not you find that the vote this time is more difficult? (The decision, I say ... because the vote itself is just the same line as always, on the same piece of paper ever. A bargain.

But the problem this time are the candidates, because among the four did not make one. And since Chile has avoided the "banana" to reform the constitution to allow immediate reelection of presidents popular, because here we are, forced to choose between a quad that would mourn until Frei Bolivar.

So how do you choose? ... I went through my memories and I went to the last important decision that I had to take (does not count the socks this morning) to see if I will this time use the same reasoning. And what was that decision? The day-in a marriage, "I said" YES "to participate in the good old game of" grab the glove. " Derivation the famous "catch the bouquet, but with single rather than single drunk ganosas.

And if we extrapolate the facts, the reasoning would be more or less well. The activity was silly, but everyone looked at me and said "ya, poh, Franco, give, go. If other than agarrai" (ie, had the audience on my behalf and, in theory, was a winner. Something like vote for Piñera).
was also the fact that among the parishioners involved in the diversion, had several years, putting the signed in the best position to take the glove with youth and vigor enviable (ie, a decision similar to err on Meo).

We also had the issue was well chistosilla and although I found it impossible to grasp the glove half meantime competitor, I would like to have fun playing tonterita (ie, something as a "arratazo" means the type is fun, but do not earn or shitting).

And it was the latter. That is, that I could actually grab the glove, be welcomed by a couple of people, then go back to my table, sit and go at night like little game was up before, without many changes or developments ... (... Frei?)

Well, I can finally have participated and-you-surprised I picked up the gauntlet!. But I do not know if the memory of something I use to define my vote this Sunday. In fact, this time I played because I was clearly drunk and because no reason at all consistent (ie, much like voting for Alejandro Navarro, if he had been on the ballot).

only thing clear is that, vote for who vote, I must do well and with style. Since that night in the marriage, which is shown in right photo sequence that shows my most skillful juggling the difficult art of grabbing a white glove while drunk and wearing a tie. Yes, yes, an art.

Figure 1: (Note my strategic position-the center, white tie-waiting glove forced down, while my limbs Flect cunning)

Figure 2: (Note to Mr. Gray and yellow tie that in Figure 1 appears to my left and is now on my right with a look of ballet classic. Many pirouette, but little effectiveness. Note, also, my style caper "Milo makes you great")

Figure 3: (Note that finally, and inexplicably, I am the bearer of the glove and I am getting the loot together the happy groom ... See? if in the end, Sunday's result can be as strange as this sequence. But with this happy end.'s up to you. Go to vote)

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