Wednesday, July 29, 2009

How Much Each Episode Of Two And A Half Men Costs

Atina, goat! ... you lost the whole family

E stoy's mother worried about Elisa. As suddenly cache has no family ... And it was heavy.

I saw it all clearly, when Francis, the Elisa's mother (played by Sigrid Alegria ... who, during filming of the iconic "Rojo VIP", which I had to work, the legendary Luis Dimas told "Sigfrid" and there was no case to make him understand that this was not his name) suddenly told the bore of the Commissioner Rivas (whose research interests are less credible than that of Scooby Doo) not to leave her alone because he was the only thing she has in life.

I said to myself ... "And your family? ... Huh?" Where to heck are the parents of Francis? Because we assumed to be an only child. But in history there has not been lights of a father or a mother. What about cousins. Are we to assume that nobody else in your family had children and their parents and uncles all died together in a serious accident?

If so, the drama of Rivas (who was killed wife and daughter) is a coconut and 'monkey off the tragedy of Elisa's mother. And the best, thinking it did not die ... Where the hell are you? That is, why so worried about the Elisa, his entire family is missing!, By god! How not to have noticed that in two months, no other family has appeared. Who have not phoned, who have not sent a thong, nothing. But

the night of TVN, which is doing the slit, (which I like, it begins to build a nice bonus profits would fall into the hands of this officer of the institution in March next year ... if that the second half of the canal is not going as the mushroom, of course), another thought dawned on me.

What if every criminal has its iconic "Uncle Bruno" and the police (with the sagacity of the Commissioner Rivas) has not noticed? I mean all the evidence ... But all the evidence, accused directly Elisa's father as the perpetrator of the abduction. And who was to blame? Uncle Bruno. A piolita crazy, cool, quitadito of noise (except the time it was giving the lot with two putittas on the couch in the office ... papazote!)

What if Zakarach is completely innocent but had a sort of "uncle bruno" that I fucked manipulating evidence and naked babes thrusting his bed when he slept innocently?, what if Spiniak never participated in these feasts sado-gay-lesbian-bondage hetero-orgiastic-voids, but he had an "uncle bruno" that I made a photomontage in compromising videotapes through the magic of Photoshop?

I call on the Chilean courts to reopen these cases (which would include Paul Schaefer, because the old man's face with his affectionate grandfather has always given me good spine) and Rivas commissioners who populate our Police Department to take this line of research, go crazy like him, throw the mothers of missing girls and discover that behind every criminal is an "uncle Bruno," which is the real culprit.

What do you think other criminal has his "uncle Bruno" out there?

Monday, July 20, 2009

Mark Martin Valvoline Jackets

Caution: grandparents in the super

E Pablo Illanes Scucha-writer of "Where is Elisa? "- in" Animal Nocturno ". He said that the role of Raymond Dominguez had been inspired by a Chilean businessman ... the supermarket category.

If I were Nicolás Ibáñez (owner of Leader), I do not know what would have been the dart went straight to my face. Because what we're going to go with Fra-Fra nonsense ... and if sold Unimarc Paullman Horst had inspired Illanes, fed poorly chosen actor because the employer is much more like the gummy bear that Pancho Melo with frowning.

bad thing for the friend Ibañez ... For me, if I could inspire a TV role, I would like to be a successful journalist. But if I go achacaría that the character was a guy that put a cap on their noses and more over, is involved in the disappearance of her daughter. It's like ... pucha inspired bad.

But in the end. The thing is that I bought one of the kiosquitos (well ... bowling) of this man and god Ibanez strikes me the number of elderly who buys Seminar Leader in Rancagua. It is almost absurd. How can there be so much old man together in a supermarket? And I have nothing against the elderly (in fact already counting the days to get there and enjoy my well deserved discounts ... Já!, and will see the box office), but boy it takes to move between the shelves and carts. It's like running into Mr. Magoo every two steps.

Why speak of preferential housing for Seniors. Woe to you if looks half empty and it happens to slip. At first, you think gold is doing, but when the first lad it gets dark. Not only because, rightly, the grandfather has the right to adelantársenos (and the next and the next, if they all meet the requirement of being worthy oldies), but because somehow these gentlemen and ladies mature age manage to pay very slow methods.

Or make a check (the process is exhausting). Or give them innovative and try to pay by credit card (essentially technology that is at odds with the elderly). Or quite simply pull wads of bills and piles of coins whose records in the middle box, with all other customers waiting, it is simply eternal.

are all friendly and fun. My "old woolly" as I call them. But there are many! That is disturbing.

Greetings to all the grandparents in the world.